▲ I can online window shop for hours. I frequently think my father is the funniest person I know. I will go out of my way to avoid small talk. I love fruit flavored gum and the words "bamboozled" & "curmudgeon." I hate cinnamon flavored anything and curmudgeonly people (and being bamboozled). I never met a sale I didn't like or a blogging platform I didn't want to try.